Part 1. We do USO tours for the troops. One of my favorite things to make fun of in the military was always the motivational slogans because they are ridiculously dumb. Ridiculously. And I'll start with the Marines. Where are my Marines in here? Right? A bunch of retarded ass Marines already in here. Watch this. What's our motivational slogan? 'Hur
One of them, the one that I've got on the back of my backpack now, is like, you know, like a Ranger tab, except instead of that it says 'Special Needs'. No, yeah. So I just thought, I thought that was funny as shit, 'cause like I'm, I never did anything in the military. Like, where's this story going? I'm already liking the story, but I'm still...
COMBAT MEDIC
You Know You're A Combat Medic When......
- Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal
- You no longer have a gag reflex
- You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom
- You can identify the following Syndromes: F.O.L. (Full Of Liquor)
A.D.A.S.T.W. (Arrived Dead And Stayed That Way)
W.O.T.A.M. (Waste Of Time &
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